- Anti Joke

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

24 Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.