What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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Tough crowd tonight...

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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GONNA

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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