- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

How do you spell eight? 8

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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