- Anti Joke

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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A woman wears a dress.