Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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That is so fetch

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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politically correct!

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Your biggest fan.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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