What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

A dog was barking at a tree

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Oh s***

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

I am very humble.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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