Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

c-? men, C-men

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

How do you spell eight? 8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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