John Cena for president

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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What did the old man say? Im old

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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rocky is here again.......................

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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bologna

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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