- Anti Joke

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Microwave

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.