- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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