How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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