Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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c-? men, C-men

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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I am very humble.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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