- Anti Joke

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

4 hours later.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.