- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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