What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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