- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

haha Otarts was here

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Microwave

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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