If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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epic win?

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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