- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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