- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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