- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

drew edminstin is a rat

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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