What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

why did the man die? he had cancer

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

YOLO You only like Oreos

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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