- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

drew edminstin is a rat

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Adam Chebali has no life

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

God

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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