- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

have safe sex

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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