- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

I'm gay.

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