Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

I have down syndrome. -RDV

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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