epic win?

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Knock knock

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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