- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

rose are red violets should be purple

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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