- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

canadians

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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