THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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A Serbian Film

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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Water? I hardly know her.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Alchohol.

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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