What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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whats a joke

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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So a man walks into a bar carrying a giant clock. One of his friends asks, "Hey, whats up with the clock?" His friend then responds, "A goddamned genie gave it to me, i can't take it anymore. Here take his lamp." The man decided to rub the lamp and thinks to himself, "Gee, I'm gonna wish for 1 million dollars." The genie comes out and asks the man, "What wish could i grant you today?" The man says, "I wish i could have 1 million dollars!!" The genie replies, "As you please." All of a sudden, a studded dog collar appears. Then another, and another. Soon there were 1 million dog collars in the bar. The man yells, "WHAT IS THIS?!?! I DIDNT WISH FOR 1 MILLION COLLARS!!!" His friend then replies, "I didn't wish for a giant clock either...."

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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