what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Women's Rights

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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