- Anti Joke

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.