- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

what's red and horny a red unicorn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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