How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Waffles ate my grandma

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Tunechi

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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