- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Thats what she said

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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