John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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I'm hungry.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Replacement Referees

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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A Pakistani news reader.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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