Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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scientology.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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