why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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John Cena

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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