- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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