- Anti Joke

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .