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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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