Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Gordon Brown smiles.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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