Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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