- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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