- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Mitt Romney

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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