Your wife died during the delivery.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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