A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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Do you like apples? Yes

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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you are a åsshole :)

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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