Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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