- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

im watching you..

A seal walks into a club.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Well, there's one way...

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

a jew walks out of a furnace

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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