A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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