Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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who's a slut... you're mom

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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whats one plus one penis

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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