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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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