What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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minorities.....

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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Anti Joke

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