- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

whats yellow? lots of things.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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