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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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