- Anti Joke

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

What color is red paint? Red

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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