what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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J?????????????????o??????????????????????k?????????????????????????e?????????????????????????????????????s??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????o??????????????????????n??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????y???????????????????????????????????o????????????????????????????????u????????????????????????????????.?????????????????????????????.????????????????????.????????????????????????

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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women's rights

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