- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

I went to school. Then I came home.

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