If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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