knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

what did the old lady die of old age...

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

Hello penis

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Yo Mama just died.

why did matt die? He had cancer

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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