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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" giggles friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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