what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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