Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Reading the Terms and Conditions

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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