- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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