- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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