What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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