- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

What's round and orangey? An orange.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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