- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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