What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

THE END.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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