Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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