- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

The WNBA

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Jews

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Sex vagina. lol.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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