- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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