- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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