- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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