Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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hi

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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black people

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Today is March 22.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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Elizabeth Warren

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Latvia isn't a joke

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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