- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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