Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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