Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

And Stephen Hawking said.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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