- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

stuarts mum

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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