- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

What is your bill about? Clinton

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Liverpool City Football Club

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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