What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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