- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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