- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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