What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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