Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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You just made me realize something friend, and for that I am grateful, I quit and left the remains of what could have been put together again, I mean if the chance was there, I betrayed both you and myself by leaving a sinking ship. I keep telling myself that our dream has no chance of becoming real in a world where people lack what we consider vision, individuality. Now I realize that by losing faith in humanity accepting their individuality and becoming an author of fiction, I have indeed lost my own belief in a greater world, this of course being reflected upon the fact that I write fiction, rather than speeches and well, what I once considered wisdom. Its just that its lonely at the top, the wiser you become, the more alienated you become from the rest, and if others no longer grasp our concepts of wisdom, strength honor, love and such.. Then I suppose that we just end up lonely, as aliens in a world full of monkeys, until I have begun questioning myself if I am just an arrogant prick, and taken that for an answer. Then it does not matter if you have one follower or a million... ...The sensation of solitude, becomes overwhelming, I guess I have been looking around the world for a definition, rather than following my own heart. Listen, I wont pretend to be you, but I will gladly join you, but if you cannot accept us as equals, I decline. Hey on the brighter side, I always got a "man that likes men" vibe out of you, I suppose I got myself a fan huh? Someone trying to copycat me. Damn, I feel broken, or maybe I just realized how broken I have allowed myself to become, lets say you are not really a woman and where using this in order to break me. Then I gotta say you got me there, and I am not proud of that, I guess that you trying, where I gave up, makes you the better one regardless.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Anti Joke

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