A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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Anti Joke

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