Erectile Dysfunction.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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