Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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