- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

"Knock knock." "No."

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

5 people are walking

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Knock knock Fuck off!

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