A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What the hell are you doing?

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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