- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

The WNBA.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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