- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

i just pooped that is all!

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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