Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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