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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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A man makes a sandwich.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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My Boyfriend

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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