Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

whats yellow? lots of things.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

FUS RO DAH!!!

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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