- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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