What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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i am and me is i

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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