wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Anti Joke

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