- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

That's what SHE said!

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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