What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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KONY 2012

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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Fox News

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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