What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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Your mom is not fat!

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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