Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Pull my finger ouch..

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Misner is a twat.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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