Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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