- Anti Joke

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

69 Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?