- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Women's rights

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

my gramma died

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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