- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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