How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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