- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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